I later shortened this to a twitter-short, but here’s the original. 43 words.
Miss Dellia always thought it best to keep one’s heart on a leash, rather than their sleeve. In her case it was on a brass chain, mounted with wire and a modified portion of candelabra. Most took it for a strange, wet handbag.
I’m not sure who this Miss Dellia is, but she was last seen here, almost exactly one year prior.